So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
Am I allowed to make my facebook status "loves farting in chairs"? I think it would shock every boy that I am friends with.
Strippers tramp stamp says "mom"
MRIs the morning after St. Patty's Day was a poor choice.
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she went home with me because she said i reminded her of paul rudd. remind me to thank him for his awkwardness
It took him longer to remove his skinny jeans than it did for him to finish. I didn't even have time to realize it sucked until it was already over.
I'm going on a nature/throwup walk. Don't lock me out of the apartment.
did she really put a helmet on, try to make a hole in the wall then pass out on the floor ten minutes later? if thats true ill be there in 15
You call it a hangover, I call it a baby squirrel burrowing its way out of my head.
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Tell me not to purchase 500 ball pit balls and a kiddy pool
No
Well I let her practice her tattooing on me. This shaky dragon on my arm says Im getting laid.
It got heated then she just left and I was all alone in the women's restroom.
I threw up in a Buffalo Wild Wings and then got a high-five. I really don't understand America
i told him I'd let him eat part of a weed cookie out of my cleavage, so he pulled over like a gentleman.
Hahaha she was way into you and you kept arguing about burritos. It was amazing.
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