I still think their baby is ugly. I also still think it's yours.
AHHHH!!! note to self never google image chastity belt omfg
Is it bad everytime a fat person orders fraps I want to tell them to slow their rolls
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
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Also I just saw on facebook your sister is taking pole dancing lessons. Just a heads up.
I wonder sometimes what your vagina thinks about you.
he said he wants to do me james and the giant peach style. im afraid of what that means. but moderately excited. wish me luck.
When the tupperware hit the highway it was like a vomit bomb
I have to fuck proof my bed. It was in the middle of the room this time.
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A man just poked my foot with his crutches while I'm shitting. Is that how the disabled gays ask for a glory hole blow jay?
You coulda licked the floor this morning and got drunk.
I saw a guy do a line this morning in line to start the 5k, happy thanksgiving!
im trying to look as sober as possible but i just poured orange juice and mayo into my milkshake.
You danced?!
I just jiggle to the beat like a sexy lava lamp
Ate his Chinese food and drank his beer and played with his chihuahua. All while wrapped in a towel while he was sleep.
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