Tall, dark & handsome can suck my short, pale & awkward dick.
he's going on about how he's going to treat me right and wants to let himself be in love with me and spend a lot of time together. kids these days. like its not about sex anymore. i'm confused.
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
Planet Earth isn't gonna get stoned and watch itself.
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But I thought everyone had breakup sex?
You know, I never expected to find myself with a roommate who I'd have to ask not to have sex while I'm in the room. And yet, here we are.
new girl just came onto the hall stumbling drunk with no shoes on and the guy who brought her doesn't have them either
I was sitting on the floor of CVS chugging white grape juice until someone asked me to leave.
Ya, found out why there were rat traps in my bed. Guess I pissed in Sams room so he went to the store and got them and put them on my bed and put tabasco in his humidifier and put it in my room
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Do not deep throat a rocket pop, it WILL go into your lungs, and you may die.
Hey, remember when Hot Stuff played in the back of the ambulance? Or no, cause of your concussion...
Look, I'm just saying, she looks like a troll and works indefinitely at a shitty Chinese restaurant, so me sleeping with her boyfriend is the least of her troubles...
She went to her drug test stoned.
And strangely enough, we all know she'll pass it.
As my straight cousin I need you to answer a question. Are the Astros a baseball team, and if so, are they good? This is flirting related and time-sensitive.
I got stoned and explored ice caves with a guy who photographs dildos for a living. I win.
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