We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
If penises could fly, my ass would totally be an airport.
i wish my apartment had room service that i didn't have to pay for.
let's get a trip to cabo together for next spring... they have to have forgotten about me by now
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Yeah he doesn't get it. We had to change the subject to Keanu reeves before someone got hurt.
On a scale of one to everyone dying I say let's aim for a 7
I am trapped in a bar with french tattooed drug dealers who also blow glass art. Just in case this is bad, know what happened.
You're the only person I know who could blow literal chunks, laugh about it, then proceed to shotgun another beer. Love you champ.
Dude, he threw a pool chair off of an 8 story building. It was a successful night I'd say.
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Being engaged is strange. I looked at my cock this morning and said, "we did alright these last 32 years, right?"
He stumbled out of the bathroom with his pants around his ankles yelling "tie my shooes!"
For future reference, don't put tape on your nipples. Ouch.
he told me that he only likes small dogs. I should have known he was going to end up being little bitch.
I'VE LOST MY DIGNITY, MY PRIDE, AND EVEN MY BOOTY CALL. HAPPY THANKSGIVING.
I told you that we shouldn't have sex. You said "its okay I already saw you pee" apparently that was convincing
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