they ran out of cups so I just drank out of a cowbell.
What happened to the watermelon?
You fucked it.
New drink name: the Vermont Douchebag. Take shot of maple syrup, drop into cup of jager, bomb.
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
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Do your friends by chance have our inflatable deer head?
Nevermind, it's in the dryer.
Im 95% ready to shit behind 711
if i got ashes i think they'd burn a hole into my head with the amount of sins i've committed this year alone and it's only february
Dear god how many nuts did u bust in me my vagina feels like a bowl of jello.
He just sent me a picture of himself naked while cooking pancakes and he made the caption "bitchin' in the kitchen"
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U know when u get really drunk and u don't think anyone can see what your doing? If I'm that drunk the possibilities are endless
I gave them the 'I used to fuck your son' discount.
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
Today is a wonderful day to be mildly hungover
yeah it's a weird friendship. we pretend that we're automatic besties but i know we both know i slept with her boyfriend
Just found a rebirth in peppermint schnapps. May be able to stay up all night and finish this paper after all. MERRY CHRISTMAS
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