Just found a glow stick inside of my vagina..
With the amount of traffic your vagina gets, it was only a matter of time before someone threw a rave there.
you were watching a documentary about sharks and wouldn't stop stroking my legs and whispering "what if they could walk?"
I'm gonna make this happen. You think it would be too forward to text him my room number with turn by turn directions straight to my crotch?
I'm love that we're talking about a possible 3rd 3some, and that you're going to be a dad.
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Just filled the brita up in the bathtub because we couldn't get it into the sink.
This just became a night full of adventures...and by adventures I mean hitting people with my car
explain the broken jalepenos in my underwear drawer?
new costume idea. paint swatches and a ball gag... I'll be 50 shades of grey.
In the middle of having sex she stopped, said "guess what, it's clitoris awareness week" and then continued fucking me
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Strangers are buying me shots and I got hit on by lesbians. How is it only tuesday
She says the reason I don't talk to her is because I'm "emotionally lazy" what ever that means
Would it be inappropriate to meet you at the airport after your family vacation so I can tell you all about the amazing sex I have been having?
We walked around last night for hours saying nothing but nom nom nom and barking at each other.
He had been licking my nipple for like 5 minutes and it wouldn't get hard. He asked me to lick my own and when I did, instant hardness. I realized I'd rather have sex with myself then this guy ..
My mom is worried I'm not eating enough protein so she's sending me 48 cans of tuna. That's not a typo.
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