dude beer before liquor = i want to shoot myself in the face
thats it. im googling how to make you boobs smaller. this is getting out of control.
hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
I havnt had this much beer since i losodt my virginity. thank. god.
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He just walked in our room casually and said "big girls are hungry"
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
We both bought three foot bongs...going to race to see who can smoke a mile first.
Sorry I can't go bowling with you guys. I'm getting daytime dick. That's the best kind.
Strip mythology. Everyone wins. Most of all me.
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Come to the roof. We are drinking breakfast.
Your resume just got faxed, I also modified it a bit and sent it to strip clubs...expect weird phone calls...
Last year I got a dildo in the mail on my birthday. Today it was just a credit card bill. Sadface.
I'm soaking her vibrators in tabasco and wasabi paste. "furious" is an understatement
Russell is lonely. He needs a companion.
You're lucky you have a monster cock or most people may just laugh at your penis' nickname.
I came so hard my entire leg seized. Her blowjob gave me a Charlie horse.
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