They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
where am i from again
so she asked me if I thought she was fat and naturally I said no..... but I think she might catch on
who is she? I really hope you have an explanation cause either you think I'm fat or you're cheating on me
while fucking on the counter the whip cream was conveniently right next to us. i love thanksgiving
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Superbowl + Mdma, hope we're on the same page.
You love me.
That's because, tragically, I adore whores.
No dude trust me, just go a strip club at their busiest hours and pick the ugliest chick. Guaranteed she blows you for under 20$, the record stands at $7.67 and a pen from Bank of America,
I run into you far too many times while completely stoned and/or drunk for this not to be fate. It's like god is telling you to fuck me.
It has been happening a lot lately.
Between the uncertainly of my bowels today, and the distance the bar is to my house, remember I am doing this for you and our mutual appreciation of alcoholism.
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I didn't think four grown drunk men could cuddle on a twin size bed, but we found a way.
fyi, pepper spray hurts. whoever comes up with the best backstory wins a prize.
Is it rude to say "I hate you because you live inside Hillary Clinton's asshole"?
I'm a stupid stupid woman who is totally going to rock this holiday season dick drunk on that Ginger
I watched a compilation video today of a guy banging his sex doll to edm music. I just had to tell someone.
It's been three years since Kelly shit in the to go box that we put in Sam's mailbox after we broke up. Considering Sam and I are friends again, should I finally tell him?
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