quit re-tweeting John McCain's tweets
i spent my evening searching "the sims having sex" on youtube
we're no longer friends
Someone told me that drinking would get me no where in life. Drinking has gotten me everywhere in life.
i'm pleased to announce i can now open a bottle of wine with my shoe if called upon to do so.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
this is the 21st century. you drunk fuck him and then go on a date.
i'm in workout clothes. this is progress.
We're too lazy too send a pic of out balls. Just assume this is a pic of our balls and respond accordingly.
That bar is one yeast infection away from total annihilation.
Wasn't his fault he kicked a hole in the wall, they should have never tried to give him a bath after tequila.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Yes. That was the exact moment of my conscience clicking into instant high alert.
I just ironed my gstring.. this is please fuck my brains out on a whole new level.
Yeah. I woke up in an awkward three way spoon with him and his sister. Tequila!
I've had your balls on my face a bunch of times so the least you could do is buy a girl some dinner.
ICE CREAM AND CAKE BITCHESSSSSS
I just asked Geoff what he is going to do because Hester left he said he was going to have gay sex with America.
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