i know, but like... i wanna be a CLASSY i'm-stealing-your-date kind of slutty...
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
The more I look at him the more I wonder why anyone would ever want any of his features to be a part of their childs face.
Watching intervention at a bar. Who let this happen??
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remember our old mantra: why can't life be as easy as we are?
I walked into the kitchen and twelve of them were just staring at the oven. Freshmen are the weirdest drunks ever.
Mcdonalds hasn't even finished serving breakfast yet and u two are getting drunk?
Are you complaining because you're getting too much sex to find the time to masturbate?
Well, when you say it like that it sounds silly.
My mouth tastes like what I imagine a hobo's skin would taste like.
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I just got a girl to make out with me just by saying "get at me." Get at me
If there aren't any tits where you are, you're doing it wrong.
Whose panties are you wearing on your head and why are you sending me pics of it?
What was I even doing in 2010?! I feel like that's a question I should be able to type into the Facebook Search bar
I discovered moonshine and fell in love.
Theres about 23 grilled cheese sandwiches stuck to my ceiling and tomato soup all over the kitchen. You are never allowed over again. Ever.
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