so it turns out you can rearrange the letters in "scottsdale" to spell "milf city." who knew?
True friendship; bangin a girl to get ur friends hat back
I got a Cease & Desist email from NBC for downloading Bruno. I am not going down for gay porn.
Think worst case scenario and then dress sluttier
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
at least i was responsible enough to take off my shoe and throw up in it
I haven't found him passed out in the living room covered in noodles for a while now so I guess he's getting better with the drinking.
My liver was like a college freshman on spring break. It would've danced topless on tables if it could have.
Dude. Yeah. This is a game changer. I feel dirty and possibly pregnant and it hasn't happened yet.
I have learned that if you don't want to hook up with the guy who walked you home, food is great compensation.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Until they make a bed that bathes you in your sleep, I will not be satisfied.
He used pronouns for his penis while sexting. I don't know what I did to deserve this.
of all the things that should kill me, scurvy wont be one of them
It's really hard to masturbate now that I live with girls who actually function before 11 am.
Where am I? And why the fuck did you leave me here?
Relax. I left you somewhere safe plus you have all my weed so you know I will come back for you.
Im drunk taking pregnancy tests with this really hot girl...i dont know what is happening
Randomize