i blacked out hard core.. it was bad peeeed muh bed
My cat gives me a boner
Is there any way you can check to see if I have a warrant out in Alabama?
Umm you don't wanna know how many "I'm sorry for calling you last night" fb wallposts I just had to write...
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Aside from the fact that im drinking wine straight from the bottle to save doing dishes, im also standing in front of the oven to save turning on the heater. its gonna be a rough winter.
I got back at him the only way I knew how, by hooking up with the guy he hates from their rival fraternity.
i'm totally cool with all the dick sucking you're doing down there, but as your brother i think i'm supposed to warn you our parents will be home in 5
Did I seriously kick a door down last night... And if so when where and how hard, cause that shit I do not recall.
Probably TMI here but I just rubbed one out while listening to thunderstruck, almost ripped my dick off.
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I guess my vagina missed him because it called and left a 5 min. message. Color me impressed
Banana suit guy has an entourage and they're all douchebags. There is no god.
The twitch Bob Ross stream is the happiest little hangover cure ever.
he just fucked me for my cheese..
I mean, I'm not upset that HE's getting married, I'm upset his penis has to go through with it by default
He fucked me while I was smoking his blunt. His apartment was trashed and he drives a van that looks like it’s been hit by a train but still 10/10 would fuck again.
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