turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
I feel like a combination of david goes to the dentist and drunkest guy ever goes for more beer
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
oh man. maybe i should puke on his dick? just to test how much he loves me?
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At what point in my life was I not hugged enough to be on my fourth walk of shame in half as many weeks?
a kid who worked there came up to me and let me know you were sitting in the bathroom sink. he said it was fine, so i just kept checking on you.
Woke up to the sound of my own moans coming from the tv....evidently it was videotaped.
No, you don't understand. If the words "stop," "alcohol poisoning," and "regret" aren't in the same sentence by the end of the night, I will have failed this birthday.
The psychic I saw today told me NOT to text the guy I haven't heard from yet since our first date this weekend b/c it wouldn't go anywhere...Miller light said otherwise. Miller light > Cleo
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There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
You really could become the cat lady we've always dreamed of.
You were cuddling with an eight iron and I was eating a fajita completely ignoring your presence.
I'm pretty sure I just gave myself third degree burns from punching my pizza.
he called her and asked for me. he wants to do dinner and a movie
her booty call wants to take you to dinner?
not even sure this counts as hungover but like my body can't exist in reality today
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