I may or may not have just irish jigged at a bar. And broken out in a sweat from it. Not a good sign for that marathon yo.
So she farted while we were having sex but I was afraid she would stop because she was emberessed so i just went ahead and took the blame and apologized
how lazy do you have to be to be a fat vegetarian?
I literally have been drunk for three days entirely by myself, the world cup may kill me
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i officially have more pictures of his dick than pictures of us together
Fuck it dude, we gotta bounce before she starts talking about her steve irwin conspiracy
we aren't going to have kids. there's a 50% chance that they would look like him. not worth the risk
I feel like the only way to get him to stop is by telling him i'm tired from fucking our other friend every night this week
We're like a dynamic duo.
Bisexual and Proud, Lesbian and Loud.
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When I was drunk texting him about three ways he seemed more interested in just seeing me. And that's when I knew something was wrong with him
he just cleaned his wound with pinnacle whipped
Drank vodka clubs for 6 hours last night. Holy shit just realized that.
I ordered from the drive thru as i was peeing on the menu
I was just told I’m pretty enough to be a catfish. This made me so happy...
Last night’s booty call turned into a cuddlefest. Get your game face on, we’re hunting dick tonight
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