i just realized that we are the poor version of bethenny and jill from real housewives... and I'm jill. this is a 6.5 on the depressing scale
at least we're not in new jersey
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
We were all singing so you said you were going to play a percussion instrument... the crackers.
Just threw up in the waiting room. I can't believe I have to switch dermatologists again.
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I'm sitting at home, day drinking, while watching crossroads with brittany spears. I'm not the person you should be asking for advice right now.
Its okay, i dont mind you drinking, im just surrounded by it, there is some random dude laying on your couch with a bucket that ive never seen before
The hypnotist is here. He has a black eye and smells like tequila.
I have a new philosophy. Fuck wearing bras, it's summertime.
He's so drunk he thinks he's the ultimate warrior. Told cops he was from parts unknown. Never broke character
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You yelled "I gave my neighbor some of my bitch sauce" and then passed out. You now have drinking limits with us.
Today was brought to you by the letter B for beer and bourbon and the number fuck you I'm meant to be studying not hungover
My soul is telling me that I need to take this exam naked.
I was told that I need a reference for my blow job skills. Be expecting a phone call tomorrow.
It's not a funeral, it's a celebration of life. Going commando AND braless is really just honoring him!
Tomorrow night, I am putting you In my trunk. No excuses we have waited forever for this.
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