We each get one free throw up cleaning, no questions asked.
my life trainwreck boards at 9:30
how drunk are you?
What does that even mean anymore?
At the wedding. Seated next to the bar. No way this ends well
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Why is the garage door in the middle of the street?
Do you know what's great about Canada?..... There will always be a Tim Hortons on my walk of shame route
well this is gonna sound really bad but we were fooling around on sandra's electrical wheelchair
Ita all starting to make sense i need vodka like i need air
I'm responsible for my client's overall well-being. Which is terrifying coming from someone that can't stop masturbating and eats leftover pizza just about everyday.
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I might as well rub my vagina against it before I throw it away.
I know it was a good night because I got a lecture from my roommates mom about stranger danger
Do you ever get a cramp in like, ONE labia?
You know you're drunk when you have to be picked up out of a bathtub.
I wasnt 2 drunk i sobered up around the time we were shooting the fire extinguishers
I remember is someone saying "I smell weed" and then having a room full of sober high school kids look at me.
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