Gonna be late. Someone jumped in front of our train.
Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
it was all downhill after the free blackjack taco
I just saw a fat chick walking across campus talking to herself and licking her lips. Diet season is scary.
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You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
I swear to God, I just heard my guardian angel tell us to stop. I think we should listen.
Yeaaah. I'm kinda wary about that guy. Does he still have that taser that he found on the train?
so... the fat chick just walked over, shook my hand, then introduced herself as "versatile". shoot me now.
Why can't I hire someone to teach me how to be a decent human being?
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He fell asleep on top of me after sex. For 3 hours. Poor guy worked too hard.
It's a shame things ended how they did. We were well on our way to transforming from acquaintances with benefits to friends with benefits.
DO NOT FUCK YOUR ENGAGED GAY NEIGHBOR!
Let me atleast have my coffee before you start talking about your penis
So how was it?
The cemetery or the sex?
YOU'D BE LIKE A MERMAID! I'll bring you coffee filters to cover your tits.
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