is it wrong that i plan on stealing a few pipecleaners from my preschool classroom to clean my bowl?
I just want to make mistakes. Like stds that go away with antibiotics mistakes.
Hickey on my chest, threw out my elbow and now walking out my shame.
Youre getting too old for this
Happiness is the polar opposite of catching your dad watching holiday themed porn
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dude when I get home wanna help me fulfill my dream of smoking a bowl out of my saxophone?
I thought i lost my bra, but when i went back to help clean it was hanging up on the wall
BTW rolling him off the couch and onto that tarp was pure genius. He definitely pissed himself last night.
It was like we had a conversation with our eyes.
Was it a good conversation?
It was an awkward, sexual conversation.
Sorry it's taking so long, it's harder to take an ass pic with an iPad than you think
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Well, I dont really know how much penis you have at your disposal so I cant be sure
This country song on the radio just had a rap break. What. No. Why.
WE HAVE WINE WHERE ARE YOU GUYS WE ARE BY THE GIANT EAGLE
She's one of those people who could be either 16 or 23. In which case she's too old for me or in dangerously jailbait territory for you, bro.
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed
I swear he is my soulmate. He kept feeding me goldfish while we were fucking. Who wouldn't enjoy that while having sex.
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