he used a semicolon in his bootycall text, of course he's not gonna go down on me.
Scott woke me up by cracking a beer open in my face. Best friends are awesome.
I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
Dude... You bled on his hand... At this point it doesn't matter that you called him your exes name, seriously.
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her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
she's lying on the floor with a bottle of vodka, belting shakira. plz advise.
Make sure you take the apple pie out of your pocket before you pass out.
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
Wear whatever you want, I'm wearing ass-less chaps and a sombrero
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You were naked too, so it cancels out. We're straight.
Dude. My knees have no hair on them and they're bruised. My thigh is killing me. I have about 1000 texts to about 5 exes which I horribly regret. I have pictures of my own penis on my phone. I can't find my iPad. And I have work in an hour.
He watches the nature channel every time I am here. It's like a manipulation technique because baby zebras will get me every time.
I should come with a warning like "do not feed me tequila or cocaine, I will ruin the party and cry"
Yeah i like want to be friends with him. And if we have sex in the physics library well thats fine with me
First aid class means get dry humped by moderately attractive college students during heimlich maneuver training.
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