good penises are hard to come by.... must be the economy...
I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
i'm using a wine bottle as a spitter. how classy is that.
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
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Just made everyone at my party download the vuvuzela app for iPhone, the neighbors absolutely HATE us
is cock-oriented a word? I'd say I'm that lately.
Good thing I took the morning after pill cuz I pretty much had packaged seamen in me like I was a squirrel saving it for later or something
Her eyebrows were plucked so thin that she had to have gonorrhea. Clean girls just don't pluck that way
Cock is NEVER random. You may quote me on that.
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its not that I hate him, it's just that I wish his penis was attached to someone i like more
We were Chugging coronas for the soul purpose of launching limes out of the 3rd story window, I'd say it was a good weekend
Update: pile o Coke party starting at approx 4 - 7 and going until 1ish to celebrate our founding fathers and love of cocaine and hatred of everyone\n
its like i just tried to scrub the hangover off of me.
We just had a contest for who has less of a gag reflex...I am sad to admit that my mother won.
I'm completely creeped out. He's dressed as me. And thinks it's funny.
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