If burritos were dicks, we'd have a serious relationship problem on our hands. Just saying.
Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
the entire lecture hall sighed when the prof announced that there will be an exam on 4/20
That bus ride was like a tour of all the bushes I puked behind last night
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Nothing quite says America like barbecue and beer at 9 in the morning.
Don't try to dry clothes in the microwave. They'll catch on fire.
I hope my shame shaped pee stain outside your door goes away soon.
It's like being the highest you've ever been, then doing about 20 shots, and chasing them with lines of coke. All while laying on the surface of the sun.
He wouldn't give me a cup of water for my bong so i sat in the drive thru to run up the timer until he gave it to me.
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One of us will probably end up wearing nothing but glow/ neon body paint and a pair of water wings...
And I am in no way ashamed to say that it will most likely be me. I'm hoping for it actually.
I've come to the conclusion that the dicks in Arizona just don't have enough size for me.
Why are we so great
Like I'm def going to a therapist but I wouldn't change a thing about us except maybe the peeing
Just took a shot of 151, rimmned my middle finger in it, lit it on fire and lit a cigarette off it while flicking off my boss. How was your night??
A stoners worse nightmare? Well packaged snacks. Just took me 5 mins to get a cinnamon roll out of the package. And another 3 mins to properly type this text
she kind of stumbled up and said "Bitches be needin' stiches." i thought i could convince her to break a bottle over someones head but she fell onto her face and passed out before i could say anything
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