sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
Youll never guess who has to go to fucking planned parenthood because trojan cant make a fucking condom
PS- I just stirred my mimosa with a slice of bacon
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I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
I just took a dump to end all dumps. Other dumps have already written ballads about it. It was the Armageddon dump. Bruce Willis was there, it was awful.
I just farted and its sounded like it was disappointed in me.
When cunnilingus is one of the first 25 words you say to someone there's a problem
#reasonsyoushouldnthaveatinder
there may have been a blood oath never to speak of it again...only reason i can think of as to why there was a 1 inch bloody cut on my right boob
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'll just tell you, some how when we were having sex on Friday my collarbone got fractured.
going on fb and having 11 notifications all from you is absolutely horrifying
It's best not to have your booty call on social media. So if they post stupid shit, you still want to fuck them.
Oh yeah, it was definitely the best sex of my life, I just don't think I can fix the kitchen table before my parents get back...
I slept with six men with different nationalities this week. Who says I'm not a woman of culture?
I got confused. The music was loud, porn was playing, people were grinding, there were hand jobs.
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