I dont shave on purpose to keep myself from being slutastic!! it usually works
So I don't have any furniture but we just skateboard drunk around the floor.
but there are maragaritas for $3 so that was all i needed to hear
we need to stop having unprotected sex.
ya i know. we're like the secret life of the american whores.
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Just shaved my vagina. It's been so long I forgot what it looked like. You need to come over right now.
Right, because I totally see myself driving all the way down there to fuck his world famous penis.
I got stood up on a date. They are singing "dancing with myself" on karaoke in my honor.
I finally got out of bed at 8:30pm and my little brother informed me that I had cereal stuck to my back. I'm going to smoke a cigarette and go back to sleep.
We fucked on shrooms. It's like his dick was a beam of light and when I came I turned into a prism and my orgasms were made of rainbows.
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So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
Really, who hasn't had sex on your bed?
ME.
He stopped in the middle of us banging in order to check in for his Southwest flight.
I came back from England with a face tattoo and the only thing anyone can talk about is my beard.
Either it didn’t do much damage or I’ve lost all feeling in my asshole
You're a brave, albeit stupid soul for wanting in on the fuckery that comes attached to my vagina
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