You can tell alot about a person by their poo.. For example, he was a smoker.
she quoted hannah montana in her facebook status. i will never be speaking to her in person again.
i just realized that im half way to my goal of puking in every single toilet on our floor
Ok say I was sexually attracted to a patient who also happens to be in high school...on how many levels is that illegal? And will I actually hear the laws break when I fuck him
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Sorry I forced you to take an adderall at 1am and then proceeded to dance to Lose Yourself outside of Qdoba.
he got mad becuase i made more noise when he gave me a back massage then i do when we actually have sex
All I have done at work today is eat and try to get my coworker to tie me to his bed again
Told some guy to hold your weave while you "tried" to kick his girlfriends ass...
You live 7 mins away and I'm leaving in 10 mins. At this point sex before work is impossible.
Challenge accepted. Be naked in 6 mins.
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He's in grad school at Harvard. I suppose that means my vagina is now smarter than I am.
You told the bartender at least five times that you were naming your son "Jagermeister" but you would use the bartender's name "Fernando" as his middle name. You were drunk.
How much weight does it take to launch a cat using a trebuchet vs the tension required for a catapult?
Why so philosophical about cake and sex this morning?
Met this british guy. Played pool. Broke into an apartment and had sex
He's eating me out right now. That's how bad he is.
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