No, I'm talking to this Chinese girl. Can't understand a word she's saying, but i think i caught the word vagina a few times.
is this the sara with the beer cane?
The bouncers kicked us out around 3 so we went to the grocery store flasks in hand and asked them to turn up their music...
I want to do something romantic. Like gargle champagne before I put your dick in my mouth.
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I don't know if I have the sustained energy level for partying hard
Not a choice. You are mistaking my comments as options. My statements are facts. This is what is happening.
You were air-planing a joint into my mouth while I was crying naked in the bath tub.
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Literally too hungover to pull out of the driveway. Tried 3 times and failed. I'm going back to bed.
My google history for last night included "Whre is johns house" and "wher can i buy nukes?" Pretty sure they're related to one another.
He made me choke him and call him Papi..so all in all a good night.
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drunk and crying about Shakespeare- how's your night?
No. There is no way we have to stoop so low as to ask your dad for weed. There has to be an alternative.
Pretty sure I got pink eye from the strip club. There is also still beer cans rattling around in my shower.
Yeah I passed out. The last thing I remember is the lady telling me I couldn't play the clarinet with my nose.
I'm tired of you and your emotional constipation. WHY DO YOU CLOSE YOUR EYES WHEN WE MAKE LOVE!?
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
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