Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
Just mADE A PArabola og urine
I just woke up and realized I puked in my boxers WTF.
You stay classy.
The worst part was I forgot until I tried to put them on.
So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
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I'm missing my class because I'm not done with my beer
Should study in library more often, procrasturbating is less of an option.
I was surprised he admitted he couldnt keep up. We both knew but usually they dont come out and say it
Give him a trash can and a welcome home balloon, he will be good.
I vaguely remember having a 'grass is greener' conversation about our nipples. Dream or beautiful reality?
Beautiful, beautiful reality
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An outback commercial just played and I remembered that guy from Australia Imade out with at the Derby. Great Bachelorette Party, btw.
some people popped out of a houseboat and asked us to their party. their houseboat IS A WEEDBOAT. it is full of weed they grow weed. EVERYWHERE.
Pretty sure I just noped a member of the Canadian women's hockey team on Tinder.
Opened my notebook to coke all over the pages. So, if that's any indication on how this weekend went.
You threw up a gallon of vomit. I really have never seen anything like it in my decade of partying.
We've had gay sex and pie, the holiday season has officially begun.
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