And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
i just witnessed two asians having sex for the first time ten feet away from me..hes having a seizure..what the duck is going on???
hey i found one of your nipple clamps under my couch, i miss you!
she crawled under her car and passed out. Unfortunately her feet were sticking out and someone called 911 because they thought she had been run over.
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Remember when spice girls "Two Become One" came on just as we were about to fuck? talk about a boner jam
Best part? I know that the likelyhood of this turning into an intimate relationship is like 4.25%
He had a joint rolled for us when he picked me up. It's how ASU does romance
Last thing I ever expected to say, "Get your finger out of my ear or I will stop sucking your dick."
Btw, do you want me to fix this with a box of wine and a chick flick or is this more of a 'lets head to the strip club' problem? I'm just trying to analyze the emotional depth of the situation.
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Yeah, you gave me a condom that I 100% coulda used, then an hour later you basically beat the shit out of me and physically took it from my pocket.
Fucking shoot me with this y'all shit. You were in Texas for 2months you do not have an accent Madonna
Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
Gave her a puke bucket just in case. She filled the bottom of it with tears. Super sad. Although I am super proud she didn't puke. That was a lot of Fireball.
They gave my sperm a pep talk after they found out we were trying.to have.a baby.
wait you like me?? for my personality??
I know I was surprised too
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