Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
Facebook really needs to add a bikini picture profile tab for girls, it would really save me countless amounts of time!
Fun fact: Antibacterial soap will not take the combined smell of bbq sauce and vagina off your hands.
We decided that the paper cups disintegrating was god's way of telling us we had had enough
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All I know is that it's pretty damn mean to put a glass wall in a bar.
I just told my sister I love her. I'm in no condition to drive.
hey. so did i get tied up by a jumprope last night?
This is the high leading the old right now
I just ate a dove chocolate and the wrapper said "chocolate: always your valentine" WHAT KIND OF JACKASS WRITES THESE AND WHY MUST THEY MOCK ME?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
by 11 am we'd already been drunk twice. how much lower can you go?
he was very distressed by my statements that there could have been balls on shoulders without awareness
I wore sweatpants. When I show up to a booty call in sweatpants there's your warning
He didn't have much of a personality. But I had like 100 orgasms, so that's cool.
Just witnessed a man yell "gonna catch a slut!" at himself in the mirror while doing bicep curls at the gym.
I was...perplexed.
I flushed a potato down the toilet so now we have to live in a hotel.
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