reasons why jon gosselin is probably ur biological father: 1. ur half asian 2. hes everyones biological father 3. u wear ed hardy
sounds legit
...she just doesn't genetically have the things I want my kids to have.
I am 90% sure the kid in front of me in class is picking his face spots, smelling it, and then eating it. That is a LOT of % sure for something like that.
Sharpest. Poop. Ever.
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He waited til after we had sex to tell me he had herpes... Ugh I hate being drunk
He changed his profile picture to him as a baby. Definitely a turn off. This will help in my "don't-be-a-slut-endeavors"
We are all yelling at the cat at our apt in nothing but our underwear. How do you think it's going.
I think I'm going to call this chapter of my life story "Weekday day-drinking in the park isn't just for the homeless!"
I want to sit on top of her nipple mountains and reenact the Ricola commercial.
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My fridge door just caught on fire somehow.
His favorite stripper is going to jail. He's taking it pretty hard
Walking back to my car from the campus library and just saw a Nuva Ring on the sidewalk. If that doesn't scream college life, idk what does.
I have a cheeseburger in my purse and im going to fill her prescription for narcotics. Who thought i was responsible enough to sign her discharge papers?
THIS IS WHAT CELL PHONES ARE FOR! So you can tell me that you're bringing your coworker who lives in the "Halleleuia community" home for a beer SO I'M NOT DRESSED IN LEATHER LINGERIE WHEN HE WALKS IN THE FUCKING DOOR!!
What’s the best way to find out if he’s into anal?
I think you have the wrong number, but good luck with that
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