Good. You are like the clit whisperer.
No it wasn't her, this girl had both hands.
I had to use the resin knife to take the staples out of my tax return forms. Tax returns and a search warrant?
walking in back of a girl wearing booty shorts, a halter and a bracelet that says trainwreck. I don't get it. The first day of nice weather and all the whores come out, are they like hibernating bears or something?
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She's never going to forget it... Christmas Anal.
Please high five our old drug dealer for me please.
See what happens chris. I told u not to invite her over. Now shes on her way to jail and were stuck with two pomeranians.
As if right now I am a humanitarian. Full story to come in the morning. It involves sex.
I was jumping over your garbage can screaming "Im a snow cat!!" ..Who wouldn't want to see that?
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I just wanted to be nice to your dick and you are rhyming at me.
not sure if destroying him emotionally was worth it but damn it's a fucking hilarious story
I got sprayed in the face with titty milk and I'm still so traumatized
It was horribly awesome. Its like looking at the sun, you know its bad for you but I just couldn't stop looking.
By the time we got to McDonald's you were sharing a Big Mac with a stripper.
Lessons learned from last night: do not leave me drunk and alone with strippers and a credit card. Let's do whatever's cheaper.
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