: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
she said "can't you just pull out and cum on my face? I hate scooping jizz out of my vag".
I'm assuming you texted me by mistake. you're not jizzing in or on me again, thanks for playing, douchebag.
Dude, she looked like the Canadian Slam Poet, neck hair and all.
Got to see someone fall down the stairs while holding hot coffee and a folder full of papers. Best Monday ever.
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Tell us when you see the semi truck on fire.
Let's get back to talking about you giving me a blow job.
we just got kicked out of the mexican restaurant. i have a full pitcher of margarita's hiding under my coat.
Everyone in the office is in total denial. I asked my boss what he did this weekend and he said "nothing much." But I know we were both thinking about the orgy.
The guy next to me just said he wont play beer pong on principle. Im scared.
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A stranger came up to me, pointed at my drink and asked what it tasted like and proceeded to chug half of it and then walked away.
Did I tell you guys I was bisexual last night? I just had a flashback
Sexy intern needs to have caveman sex with me
chasing tequila with frosting. best baby shower ever.
at the hospital. Kevin drank straight from the river
I woke up wearing mittens dude
I woke up in my bathtub with the potted plant from downstairs.
checkmate.
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