awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
I wish all the girls i wanted to sleep with knew how big my dick was then id have a better chance
i love insurance, just had an iv with 4 bags of fluid, 2 shots of finagrin and a 2 hour nap . woke up without a hangover. all for $20
there's no food at this bar, but i'm pretty sure vodka is made of wheat so i'm basically drinking bread.
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apparently i'm the only person who has heard from her since saturday. she texted me "burt reynolds" at 2am sunday
He ripped off his socks and ran around the basement barefoot. His feet turned black. Then he chugged Parmesan cheese. He chugged dry cheese dude.
you regret 100% of the tequila shots you do take. thats what gretzky meant to say
I want to go out and have good clean fun.
Ok, but that does not include Bud Light Platinum and your vagina.
You told me that you were as fast as lightning and you wanted to race me. Then you faceplanted after falling down the stairs.
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Btw his name is Woody. I must be really drunk to think this is a good situation
Clothes make me feel like a responsible adult and that's just not something I'm ready to handle.
future reference: when you get a text that says "WARNING: EXPLICIT PHOTOS BEING DELIVERED. VIEWERS DISCRETION IS ADVISED." you always open the attached picture.
I just ordered a five person drink for myself.... Right about now you should start saving me from myself....
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
Okay. Did I say I did anything unusual? Because I usually do weird stuff. Did I clean mirrors? My mirrors are really clean, and I think I remember having windex..
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