two words: eviction party
i don't want you to think of me as your TA
There's been so much talk around your vagina it's like a local celebrity
Just saw a bouncer shoot a stripper with a squirt gun. He looked at me n said,"gotta keep em in check." I'm in love with this place
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I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
Her face just looks like a massive mistake. That's the only legitimate description I can say about it
Well last time he got out of rehab he lasted 6 hours. So 3 days this time is quite an accomplishment.
oh sorry. I thought "boat" was code for "penis"
You better buy her a motherfucking bunnyrabit to make up for this. And me footsie pajamas for being a cockblock.
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Also, if he asks how he's doing orally I can probably ask if we're exchanging Christmas presents?
I just walked out topless, stared his brother straight in the eye, and ate all the rest of their cookie dough.
I'm questioning my decision to swallow this morning while my stomach was in hangover mode
He can kiss the multicultural 3 some goodbye
He once bought a dildo and put fifty dollars and a happy anniversary note in the battery compartment I gotta lock him down while hes available
got the runs at the club last night. wondering when it'll be safe to show my face again.
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