Fact: The drinking you do in college doesn't affect your liver in real life.
On the quad today: An amish choir singing something weird, and not 30 feet away 3 girls tanning topless. Definition of diversity.
If there was a game called "keeping your legs shut," I would lose every time.
I asked you how much you drank and you replied with "I don't know what kind of toothpaste I use."
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Best part? I know that the likelyhood of this turning into an intimate relationship is like 4.25%
I was mid hand job and stopped me because he wanted to "connect" which meant putting his thumb in between my eyebrows and a hand over my heart and closing our eyes...
We're going to work out tomorrow I guess but it usually consists of doing weights for 10 minutes, then saying fuck cardio and going to Taco Tuesday
Novelty of the week: Getting my lipstick back in an evidence bag
You peed on a pole and declared to a cop that it was your pole and yelled at him to not even look at it, and then yelled at all of us for looking at it.
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I am pretty sure I just put SoCo in the bird feeder
yeah that bottle of rum is only the second thing I want that kid to be pulling out of his pants
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
We had a company shotgunning beers contest in the parking lot today, and I won. God bless America!
No I didn't say it was safe, I said it was legal. I didn't say anything about it being safe. It's not my fault if you weren't listening properly.
all my friends are getting married and here i am in a committed relationship with rum
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