im pretty sure while i was fucking her my dog was fucking her dog too
she just gave me a present from you... on a stripper pole. in front of the whole club. :)
WHY ISNT THIS A PICTURE MESSAGE
He's like the houdini of condoms. I never even realized he put one on before we fucked. he's magical.
After we smoked, the cops questioned us but i just asked if he wanted to join our basketball team.
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So, do you ever feel like EVERY SINGLE ONE OF YOUR FRIENDS IS INVOLVED IN A MASSIVE AND INTRICATE CONSPIRACY TO COCKBLOCK YOU AT ALL COSTS?
Jen's arm is stuck between a wall and her bed. She's naked and needs someone to go help her.
I haven't found him passed out in the living room covered in noodles for a while now so I guess he's getting better with the drinking.
I tried...failed..now im naked on the futon since clothes are hard.
Bryan's allergic to that cheap detergent, so he's been naked for three days. But we're all used to it now, so the party is still on.
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You threw up on his face 22 hours ago and now he's here holding your hand. I think he likes you.
Overheard a drunk girl talk about how when she's drunk she believes in more than one God
I did stay at work til 5 but for the last hour I was just taking naked pics on my desk for some tinder guy
They were so sore! Either I have bed bugs or you were biting my nipples last night and don't lie to me.
A stripper choked me last night. Then I choked her. Now we're going on a date this Saturday.
He sounds like Chris Tucker and wants to eat me out when I’m on my period. If that isn’t love I don’t know what is.
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