whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
I woke up to a topless girl handing me a blunt. Candidate for greatest wake-up ever?
Andrew is trying to convince me that i took your virginity. Please tell me he is lying.
define virginity.
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Next time, showing us his dick should be his entry fee into your house.
ex-cheerleader. ex-gymnast. ex-dancer. i dont even know who to go for tonight
I HOPE YOURE READY TO KICK SOME SERIOUS ASS AT TRIVIA NIGHT TOMORROW NIGHT. also, i hope the birth of your niece goes well. BUT MOSTLY TRIVIA NIGHT.
Also I walked home in over mitts \nLet's take a minute to really laugh about that
i gave up on the vacation being fun the night i ate all the marshamallows out of the lucky charms while everyone else was having sex in the condo
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Directions to your booty call: go down the part of Route 66 that has all the car dealerships, motels and bad decisions, go past the Christian college and turn left at the Children's Center.
I feel like I'm in a development meeting for a Lifetime original movie.
I just want to sit my fat ass down at McDonald's and never leave
No one needs to know about the barren wasteland that is my vag. Sometimes i visualize my cervix rocking back and forth wondering where everybody went.
I just pictured that. It's reading a book.
We'll just play naked Twister, the rest will take care of itself
Tonight I totally got eaten out in the old school photo booth in the mall. Will send you pics of the photo reel asap
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