pshh wine cellars. now if he has a tequila cellar whole different story
is it sad that i can masturbate and get my big O just from thinking about a Tiffany engagement ring?
Hes far too high and trying to explain daylight savings time to me. Help?
why the fuck does my google maps say i'm in punjab?!?!? u think it has to do with like...outsourcing?
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I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
I'm in the sex attic, crying, eating french toast and taco
You said dick pics aren't attractive
Random ones, from strangers, no. But a beautiful penis I know and love, absolutely :3
40s are totally the cure
I would have rather been getting my vagina slowly waxed all day then be here.
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ugh i want to get waxed but I’m afraid. my vagina has had enough trauma this week, i don’t know if I can put her thru any more.
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
Drunk and bowling. Only good things can come of this
Walk of shame through Chipotle? Check.
She was riding a razor scooter down the street wearing nothing but a feather boa it was beautiful.
After he came, he took a two minute power nap and then fucked me for another 45 minutes. He is a machine!
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