Speaking of school, I've done the math and I get laid about 10 times more often than I did before I got my law degree. $100,000 well spent.
If I die on my trip, you're my chosen person. Nightstand-vibrators. Computer-iphoto naked pictures. I hope you feel honored.
he paid for dinner at the eiffel tower. drinks at a bar on the champs elysees. gave me a motorcycle ride back to his house, got us heineken and then took me to park overlooking paris. where he ate me out on a park bench. still have doubts about the french?
Dude I was taking a shower and I kept looking down at the drain expecting Mario to come up, yell "It's a me, Mario!", tickle my balls, and go back down the drain.
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Please, take the 2 shots of vodka that I left as an apologie.
I just had nipple jewelry returned to me in the law library.
You're married and I'm going to make out with a stranger tonight. Isn't that weird? It's like a gap in the time space continium.
NO SHITSVILLE I just saw a homeless dude punch a pigeon that flew by him
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
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Do they sell "congrats in losing your virginity!" cards and do they come in gay?
I think my ball sweat smells like waffle house. might be time to change up drunken eating habits
Soo I'm in the trunk of a car drunk about to jump on trampolines. My life rocks!
Hopefully he gets to dig deep into my body, before he digs deep into my past ..
like honestly, the vodka had to go somewhere, and your moms soap dispenser just seemed right at the time..
What are you, a fucking toaster ?
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