I asked him if he wanted to go to my place, he said i could go but he was gonna stay
i love how people use prayer to talk shit about eachother in a 'holy' manner.
in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
I need to keep friends like you around just in case hell grades on a curve.
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I'd really appreciate it if we could dress up as pilgrims and indians for the thanksgiving eve bar crawl
Okay the common myth about putting tampons in you nostrils for a nose bleed is busted. It just starts coming out through your throat.
cashier rang me up and said, "white people are funny." like i'm NOT the only white person to buy just lettuce & 40 glow sticks
Also I walked home in over mitts \nLet's take a minute to really laugh about that
Woke up this morning buried in a mountain of chex mix and bubble wrap. We must have been doing something great last night
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He came over to use the microwave, said he needed to heat up some urine.
That's good. Don't want to see you bellydancing in prison for homemade wine.
I'm going to make you a sign to put on your penis to ward others off
I DONT KNOW HOW I'M NOT DEAD, JESUS CHRIST ON A DOUBLE DECKER FUCKING KEANU REEVES BUS
A young (I'm going to guess late middle school age) kid shouted at me from the crosswalk GAS PUMP OF SHAME! I have peaked in life.
im gonna miss him. and by him, i mean his dick
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