Dude i just saw JT leaving the hospital. He drove there to get fluids because he was too drunk, so they hooked him up to an IV so he didn't get alcohol poisoning. Did I mention he drove there? Oh yea and our roommates in the hospital with alcohol poisoning, she just puked up coal. So many ppl are here, it's like a hospital party, I love spring quarter!
pretty sure mid blowjob I told him I needed to call you and ask you if this was whore-ish. He hid my phone from me.
ur penis kinda felt like a vagina to me
As im putting my laundry in the machine, i find a solo cup and a pong ball that i signed babe ruth
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you walked into the kitchen holding the skyy bottle and asked us "how do i warm this?"
APPARENTLY giving your friend one of your shoes so that you avoid the no shoes no service rule makes you drunk...
I just celebrated my ex boyfriends birthday by having more sex than he will today.
that's like... drinking popov and saying its the worlds best vodka. you gotta try some others first. THERE SHOULD BE A MISS AMERICA PAGEANT. but like, mr penis. and they can do tricks and make unintelligent remarks and wear sparkly condoms.
I broke the girls bed. I will not apologize about bragging.
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she's a nursing student, i didn't think vomit would freak her out so much
you puked ON HER
For a pair of gay men you destroy a lot of vagina.
I want to get back to junior year skinny- without all the drugs.
i woke up with 5 inch heels locked on my feet and my car keys missing. this is gonna be an interesting walk home
So you've been sexting me while spending time with your family
I'm a family man but I have priorities
This guy wants me to put ice under his foreskin. What!?
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