omg, I know. It's so embarrassing that we've both had his penis in parts of our bodies
Hey a mouth doesn't really count. A vagina counts more.
I just had my first experience getting hit on by a guy. It was really awkward, he touched my chest and invited me to a gay bar because "women get drunk and let their guard down at gay bars"
thats actually pretty good logic
I think when she wakes up, she'll either kill me, or laugh. I hope she laughs.
There I was staring at a teeny weeny black one and a huge white one. It was like an episode of Myth Busters
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Worst ten minutes of my life, it's was like trying to put a marshmallow in a piggy bank....
You know when you can feel the alcohol in your toes? That's a great feeling.
I barely even remember him. He is just a distant beard in my past.
It sounds like I am drunk, but I am not. I just have a concussion.
I'm remembering the time we thought it was a brilliant idea to put koolaid powder in shots of goldschlager
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If if makes you feel any better, you're definitely the hottest guy I've ever friendzoned.
His roommates are gone so we had sex in every room of the house and watched the wire. What have you done today?
I just want to go home and eat bagel bites in my underwear
On a side note, my ex husband offered to buy me shrooms
my ex logged me out of his netflix so im gonna fuck his bestfriend as revenge
Just don't let me do two things: Beer bongs filled with vodka or shot competitions
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