i just had 3 doubles lined up on top of a urinal, texting with one hand and my dick in the other. I an fucking awesome.
I may or may not have slept in someones apt on your street because they told me I was fun sized like a mini snickers
I just had a 2 1/2 hr conversation about the pros and cons of taping your ballsack to your taint, which then led into the unveilling of lady gaga being a hermaphrodite.
Babe. Honestly. Trust me. Your balls are not that big. And i'm eager.
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I still can't believe he turned down that threesome with us in central park. He must be really committed.
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
Her boobs take up a lot of room so God had to skimp on the brains
He kept walking up to every girl at the party saying "Hi, I'm George Clooney. No I won't marry you." He left with three girls.
He said "just hugs" and ran away screaming.
So it may have been laced, sue me.
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I'm home, and it turns out she didn't get it all. still picking Oreos out of my pubes.
I just used my vibrator to scratch my back. This being single shit is for the birds
I know, dude. If he ends up having a tiny dick, I will literally pack it back into his pants and leave. Not worth the aggravation.
Do it!! We better have a duck by the time I get home.
Apparently we fucked, I kicked him out, then he came back and we did it on the coffee table and in the kitchen.
I need dick so bad, I’m dressing sexy for the school pick up line and sports practices to entice a few of the DILFs
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