So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
I wish i was in the wii world.
He came on my face and told me I looked like a gingerbread house.
One reason I feel like garbage: Kraft single wine shots
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It hits you later. Like when you wake up on the floor under a puzzle later.
After the clumsiest day of my life I think it's safe to say my dream of being a ninja is dead. Memorial service with a glass of wine at 8pm
because. if I can't sit outside naked and eat my watermelon every morning then I really don't see the point in moving in with you.
Not sure. He doesn't know where New York is on a map but he gives an incredible spanking.
Who cares about New York?
Come over. I have beer, your weird ass vegan pizza, and a raging hard on.
Marry me.
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so, i guess i gotta chill on showing up to work hungover... someone anonymously left a bible in my work mailbox (no one else got one)
New Serial podcast is out. We can listen to it tonight instead of having sex.
I parked in the SAE Fraternity lot and left a note that said if you don't tow me you will all get a blowjob.
soo... how was my night?
Like if I exploded right now there would be cum and fajitas everywhere.
He told me he would make me come so hard I would throw up. I'm actually horrified that he thinks that's something any person would want
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