Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
look what he's done to me, i actually want to be a stripper now.
Don't worry, nothing happened....but we should have a fire extinguisher here.
Writing apology letters and leaving them on peoples doors for your actions is NOT what I want to be doing at 6am.
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hung over. covered in somebodies makeup. and ready to drink.
Shit. I'm suppose to call the bank but I'm too high to talk numbers.
We got out of the car in valet drinking beers we gave the valet one as a tip
If I don't have hickies that last till tuesday, I didn't do this weekend right
Just when I thought he had turned a new leaf, I see a "Let me get you pregnant" shirt in his closet
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He was so fat that he broke two of my ribs
Maybe it's time to stop screaming I'm a chubby chaser every time you enter a drinking establishment
Are you seriously getting this frustrated over a hand-job right now?
I've had more orgasms than showers this week.
Dad is celebrating turning 45 by being drunk in a department store before two o'clock.
I just baptized you in budweriser and you were cool with it
What do you mean you haven’t had the fantasy of getting anally penetrated by a tentacle monster?
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