Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
Someone told me that drinking would get me no where in life. Drinking has gotten me everywhere in life.
We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
Did you know they have alcohol AND weed delivery in Canada??? I'm not EVER coming home
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Guy next to me at the plasma center is high and watching porn on his itouch. I am wayy to hung over for this level of poor.
I think I just fucked my first person born during the Clinton administration
He's cheating on his wife, and he's judging me for eating McDonalds
Do you think the neighbors will know I was the one giving out the penis shaped lollipops to the children?
ecstacy + fleshlight = not all that upset about being newly single anymore
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So who was trying to make it rain last night in the bathroom? There are pieces of dollar bill everywhere
Also, thank you for letting me cry in your lap on the bathroom floor. I can't remember if I was clothed at that point, but if I wasn't, extra thank you.
Well if you don't want to be kicked out before last call don't I would suggest stop drinking whiskey and don't call the giant bouncer with the neck tattoo "princess"
I swear to god if you keep eating my cats food drunk I am going to kick you out of our apartment.
Am I getting cock blocked by karaoke? That's a first.
There we go, I shall begin my attempt to achieve whore status today
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