Whore.
I was being facetious
Don't try to hide behind big words.
I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
This cookie i'm eating tastes like pizza. It was so worth contacting my sister for pot.
I dont remember anything after Tequila & Apple Juice. May have disovered the recipe for mental bleach.
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Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
I was just about to go down on her when she gave herself a "smell check" and said "no, not today".
Is it too weird if im a sexy tampon for halloween?
then you asked me to turn your jeans into "jorts" just long enough to cover your ballsack
he passed out on the stove with a cup in his hand. yes the pictures are hilarious
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She tags her boyfriend in all of her pictures on her heart...
Lost my credit card. M has a bottle of blood in her pocket from a hobo.
The birthday girl is bringing her own barf bucket, it is going to be a good weekend.
I might stash a bottle of vodka in your mailbox, that way if I wanna leave early I can drink in your frontyard till you get back.
Never let your siblings swipe right.
I didn’t not spend thanksgiving morning making out with him in a diner parking lot
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