i have a strong urge to join the asians in the park doing tai chi. I think im still high .
i really wish facebook had an app for when you are looking at a chick's photo album, you could just skip to the ones where she and/or her friends are dressed like skanks
Afterwards she curled up in my dog's bed and slept there all night
How mad was your dog?
I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
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so they made cookies with their faces printed on them...I ate jaime...she tasted like poop
How was I supposed to know she would get offended when I asked her how long it took to draw on her eyebrows.
Clearly he doesn't understand my need to be surrounded by cats at all times
He was using OnStar to get directions to the bar. I'm pretty sure he'd have gotten her number too if I hadn't disconnected the call.
My Mom printed off all of my Augusts text messages. Apparently I've been drinking WAY too much and having an intermediate drug problem. I have to go home everyw weekend for the rest of the semester
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He's so hot and there's so much R Kelly and vodka I think I might die.
...I think i just fell in love with a random undergrad at first glance. He was the awkward young adult version of captain hook. Dear god i need to get off this campus.
yes and no. im drunk but idk if im "blow marcus" drunk. call in like an hour.
If his smile makes you freak out and drop things imagine what his penis could do
Why even have a ground level apt if you're not gonna let me climb out the window? I hate walk of shaming in front of toddlers...
So I'm at home coloring while smoking a joint. It can only go down hill from here.
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