we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
elementary school lunch room party. everyone brings their own lunch and can trade stuff. all juice is booze.
you did pass out in the elevator last night, so it could be motion sickness
Not sure if he was actually hot or hot in a "he brought a live chicken to the party" kinda way but I got his # regardless
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I don't want to get into details but it feels like there was a bear mauling involved. A very good bear mauling.
WHY DOES HE HAVE TO CALL WHEN I'M MASTURBATING?! This time I'm really pissed. It's like he knows he's depriving me of orgasms.
Just an FYI if we break up I'm going to sleep with your cousin or who ever my dealer is.
Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
The Universe is CLEARLY playing a bad joke on your sex life
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I tried to walk home in my heels. And I fell into a snow bank. And then I cried and a policeman came up to me and said I can't sit in a snowbank and got me a cab. So maybe that's where I left my credit card. I remember the cop asking me if I was old enough to drink, too. OMG. How embarrassing. Pretty sure I told him to "leave me alone."
I was looking at the storm clouds during my run and one oddly resembled ur penis
Dude you better come get your girl, she's sitting here eating a tub of pasta salad muttering to herself about gypsies.
He jizzed all over my ID badge. HR is gonna be pissed...
Just accidentally walked into a parade for Jesus
You don't have to buy me dinner, watch tv or even hang out if you don't want. Just fuck.
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