She got kicked off the plane and spent the last four hours in a holding cell with the feds.
but she's really nice
I am going to be in the room whjen you have your first child and spit on its face before its even all the way out of you.
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
The only thing I really remember is repeating "I hope I still have a job on Monday". Oh and pulling my boob out of my dress.
So I take it the company Christmas dinner went well then...
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Its not christmas eve unless I give him head. I wont take no for an answer
we went from five shot glasses to three in one night. we lost 'badass' and gumbi, but the ninja turtle survived. courtney says to avoid any more casualties we're not allowed to use shot glasses past 1am. and we're not allowed to throw them
It's ok, I like adventure. Just ask my vagina.
Put it this way, at one point I was getting stoned on the roof of the strip club with one of the strippers while another one gave me a free lap dance. That wasn't even the best part of the night.
I'm sitting with my parents watching football and moaned when I saw his shirtless picture. They looked at me weird so I had to turn the moan into a laugh. A sad, really horny laugh.
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Nothing like grinding all night with a hot ethnic guy dressed as a clown to help conquer your phobia. Halloween is fucked up.
Dude. You gotta go home. I think I left the snake hanging on the chandelier.
You suck at answering, but you did manage to avoid a fun conversation about hemorrhoids. So maybe you're great at answering.
I made a powerpoint to trip to.
you are so studious.
If I knew the person sucking my dick didn't say thank you for their Christmas presents I wouldn't be able to cum.
He deliberately gets me high because he knows I fuck better and then I make food for two. I don't know if I should feel mad or proud of him for thinking that far.
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