I just put lube in Matt's bellybutton. He looks unhappy.
I sent him a picture of my touching myself. He responded back "Your nails look really nice"
States back in the final four. Now our sunday night drinking has purpose. Sparty on baby.
I taped a pair of scissors and a coupon for a waxing on the door. He gets to choose.
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I have got to stop letting people hang ornaments from my nipple ring.
Tis the season.
EW HE JUST SNAPPED ME A NUDE BUT HE CENSORED HIS DICK BY COLORING IT I DID NOT ASK FOR THIS
The number of mornings I actually have to say out loud to myself "you must put pants on and go to work" to get motivated is...troubling.
I threw up in bed last night and tried cleaning it with oldspice and baby powder
Happy anniversary, did you sign and mail in the divorce papers yet?
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That seems dangerous to buy acid from a stranger on craigslist
still can't believe dude took a personal call while he was balls deep in my mouth.
Dude mama brought home the bacon, i got his HBO account i guess that makes up for his by par skills in bed.
It's not a walk of shame if you run
I just want you to make me second guess my worth as a human. Is that too much to ask?
I really prefer to do my walks of shame in the summer
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